I pay you to do your crappy labour.
If my horse kicks the fence down I will hand you a hammer but pick up the fence your self.
If I find my horse thirsty you fill up his bucket and I spray you in the face with ice cold water.
If you horse kicks my a*s I kick yours.
If I fall off my horse you catch him help me up then treat me to dinner.
If you drive up behind my trailer I will command my horse to *&%$ on your wind shield.
When you look away I will open the gate and lets you horses go wild.
If you give a dirty look I will let air out of you tires.
If my horse isnt fed on time I will hire hit men.
If I slip I will sue you.
Arent I a wonderful boader?