"HOLY CRAP! These futurity horses look like they were bitted up and tie-down'd to the point where the tack itself forces the horse to run a pattern without any cue from the rider.."
"She won the 1D?! With THAT Position?! I could freaking do that.."
"So did she look in the mirror and think that was a good look?"
"Psh, that guy looks like he is probably a bull rider that decided to sit on a horse..my boyfriend could TOTALLY do that.."
"Oh look an article about perfecting turns...I'll put that to use....eventually...maybe"
"OH MY GOSH DASH FOR CASH OMNOMNOM"