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    08-12-2012, 08:34 AM
  #51
Weanling
Last weekend we went to a little schooling show, being the only ones riding 1st level we went first. At the salute, Primo promptly parked out and peed. At the end of the ride, the judge said that I better not miss X on my next test since my horse decided to mark the spot.

Sadly he wanted nothing to do with his pee-spot and wouldn't step anywhere near it. All the little kids after him thanked us for marking X.
     
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    08-12-2012, 08:49 PM
  #52
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oh goodness. -dies-
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    08-14-2012, 02:31 AM
  #53
Foal
Talking

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Originally Posted by Golden Horse    
And I have just found for us new dressage rider who haven't quite made it yet, a new test that I can probably do


Very Funny "Dressage Test"

The Amazing New Dressage Test
For Horses Unsuitable to Become Anything
By Joanna MacDonald et al

The Test

1. A. Enter at ordinary serpentine.

X. Sprawl. Salute.

2. C. Stop dead. Stare in horror at judge and shy to left.
Continue at ordinary working gallop.

3. E. Stagger left 20 or 15 or 22 meters in diameter circle or pear shape
Or five pointed star. Avoid excessive crossing of legs.

4. K. Begin to halt.
Z. Keep trying.
F. You can do it.
B. Pulley rein. Give up. Continue at out of hand gallop.

5. H. Regain right stirrup. Continue at ordinary trot, bouncing.

6. MKT Change rein. Free Walk loose reins. Remove horse from judge's
Luncheon table. Ask judge for leg up. Jump back into ring.

7. Z. Turn down center Line.
Halt. Grin. Scratch. Burst into tears. Leave area at free walk on long
Reins, loose language.
That is hilarious!
     
    08-24-2012, 01:17 PM
  #54
Green Broke
Love these!
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    08-24-2012, 01:25 PM
  #55
Green Broke
Aaah definitely needed this today haha nice.
     
    08-25-2012, 04:50 AM
  #56
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Ray, that one is soooo me!! LMBO

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    08-25-2012, 05:51 AM
  #57
Green Broke
Best comment, when eventing.

'Green horse, advise rider not to ride him on Cross Country due to lack of control'.

Chinga, was just dancing. In the air.
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