Ok, so some background first, there are about 12 girls on my eventing team, and we have a good bit of fun. So I was walking out of a Texas Roadhouse with some of the girls one night at an event(it was within walking distance of our hotel) and we were just goofing off outside when someone wolf wistles at us from a car. Well, it kind of freaked us out, and one of the girls (in a joking form) droped to the grass and curled up in the fetal position, and I was like "HEY!" ______ You're a fetus!!!!" and so she screams "I'M A FETUS MACY(one of the other girls) HELP ME!" and seriuosly, we were all on the ground laughing because we couldn't breathe.
And then more recently(like, today recently) I got a nicely funny text. Yesterday at the barn, everyone was prepping to go to a show(I couldn't go because of siblings not having someone to watch them) and so I was talking to the fetus about how I sudenly loved dressage some how, and somehow(really, don't ask me how,) Macy interpreted that I am "a dressage toco." So the text today was a picture of a horse treat that looks like a toco, labled "The Dressage Toco". So I have a feeling I will now be the "Dressage Toco"
There have also been quite a few "That's what she said" jokes.....
So, SPILL THOSE STORIES!