Egg production way down

Garbage can lids make really great "shields" to protect yourself from a rooster. The handle is very handy. I love the plink/thud sound as they hit it, and then they stagger around a bit. It makes me feel very medieval (or maybe just evil) or valkyrie-ish.

Anyone who thinks that sounds heartless has never had a rooster come at them.

A very sharp hatchet also makes a good weapon against a "man-fighter" such as this

LOL!!! Trash can lid in one hand. Hatchet in the other. Makes in interesting picture.

What was that murderous prostitute that decaptiated her victiams....hatchet molly.

Then a rock group took the name for them selves but call them selves molly hatchet. Back in the mid 70's I believe.

Messy, yet tasty and satisfying.

Celeste - Valkyrie-Warrior of Barnyard Lore

You guys are making me laugh so hard! No wonder my rooster decided to behave better.

At least I can armor up now when my dad finds his"kind loving rooster". Yeah right