Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Minnesota, USA, Planet Earth
TAMW you're in the car with your mom and she just casually says, "So, do you like any boys?" And you're just like, "No..." Even though the answer is "Uh, yes totally!" Oh man, why would you pull a fast one on me mom!!!
TAMW after laser tag a guy comes up and is like, "You do realize that I was stalking you during laser tag and just followed you around getting points off of you right?" And you're like, "uh...."
TAMW you're playing capture the flag and one guy like basically pins you to the wall so that I wouldn't stick my head around the corner, and so that he could walk around me. Seriously dude, there's like 400 ft of space that you could walk around me, at least give me four inches!! You're nice and somewhat cute, but MOVE!
Pshh....I don't procrastinate, I just do unimportant things VERY productively! Be a frootloop in a cheerio world!