Evil Wish Game :)

Granted. You are riding a big slow creaky bus on a looong trip to visit a distant and slightly smelly relative. The bus is full to bursting with a school trip on their way back from a visit to the artificial-coloured-sweet factory.

I wish I was good enough at a sport (any sport) to be an Olympic Gold medal winning Athlete.

Granted: but you came home injured.

I wish for a million bucks.
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Granted, but its in monopoly money!

I wish that I were naturally smarter.

Granted: but your only naturally book smart.

I wish I had a loinhead ( a breed of rabbits ) .
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Granted: But they are all plastic.

I wish to be out of the house... -.-

Granted: but you will be in the rain.

I wish for food.
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Granted: But it will make you very ill.

I wish to be able to like... escape reality...

Granted: but you will be on a thunder cloud ;)


I wish that hopefully I get to ride my horse in the sprinkler tomorrow....

Granted, but your horse will spook at it and you will fall off.

I wish to be how I used to be.

Granted: but you don't like how you used to be...

I wish the wind would stop blowing...