Granted but now he? She? Is evil and constantly plotting to kill you in your sleep. That's why he? She? Is always on or near your face when you wake up in the morning, not because "it's a cat thing". [unless your cat is weird and doesn't sleep on/near your face in which case it's why s/he DOESN'T]
I wish I had better eating habits. I might be able to eat all the junk food I want and never gain an ounce, but my grandpa on my dad's side had a heart attack really young and that side of the fam has ALWAYS been really slender.