They're all completely insane and you can't follow the conversation. Don't bother even trying, you'll get yourself committed.
I wish it was possible to make a rug that fitted any horse of any shape and size, and that totally adjusted to the conditions so you could leave it on no matter the weather - from 50 below to over 100 - and not have to worry about your horses being too hot or too cold, or ever having to properly fit your rug. I wish that was possible. Yeah.