Excuses Game...

I have to buy Pentosan for my gelding, I can't afford to buy something for you!

Make my life quit throwing all this drama at me.

Sorry, I have to deal with my own.

Send a really awesome person to buy my horse.

Can't do that, the only really awesome person I know in the USA doesn't have the money to be buying a horse right now.

Make my cold go away D:

Can't! There is no known cure for the Rhino virus.

Make tomorrow come sooner!

No, because if I do that then I have to skip hanging out with my dad D:

Make it all ok...

I don't know how to

Make commercial breaks shorter

I would, but I need the time between the show to grab something to eat.

Make it summer sooner!

I would if I could because that would make it properly winter here in Aus. I love winter <3

Buy me a horse that's trained to jump and actually sound [Monty's not atm]... and pay for its upkeep so I don't have to sell someone.

Sorry, I am VERY short on money right now and can barely pay for my own horses.

Buy me some ground driving equipment.

Ditto your excuse - hence asking/telling YOU to pay for sound jumping pony/horse #3. I do not need another horse, except for jumping.

Make it so I can jump whenever I want and never have to fork out a cent for the use of the 7 horses it would take to be able to actually do that [I don't like to jump a horse more than once a week but would jump every day if I could!]