Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Soon to be South Carolina
• Horses: 0
Hmmm, let me think.
If I were a horse, I'd be as wide as I was long. I would be a rich palomino with high whites, bald face, and and blue eyes.
Although I look as pretty as a picture out in the pasture, I'd be the cuss you'd never wish to have bought. While my looks and charm draw you in, I'll fight ya. Throw that saddle on my back, and you'll be looking for a new one. Try to put that Tom thumb in my mouth, you'll be missin' fingers.
If you've succeeded in tacking me up, better hang on. I throw a nasty buck, and the ol' cow horse down the road says I should try out for the IFR.
I kick the farrier, bite the vet, run the rugrats out of the pasture, and make your life hell.
Maybe you'll send me to the rodeo. I'll buck anyone off who thinks they're man/woman enough.
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