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post #11 of 43 Old 07-25-2012, 12:20 AM
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I would probably be a one-person child's pony, the kind that your 8-year-old niece has that no one can get near except for her. I would be a dapple grey Shetland mare that would generally be pegged as that girl or boy's first horse, and would be used for all different kinds of riding until I'm outgrown and old, with arthritis in both front knees, living out the rest of my life as a loved little pasture puff pony. I don't know why, but this is how I feel I would be if I was a horse

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post #12 of 43 Old 07-25-2012, 12:32 AM
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Hmmm, let me think.

If I were a horse, I'd be as wide as I was long. I would be a rich palomino with high whites, bald face, and and blue eyes.

Although I look as pretty as a picture out in the pasture, I'd be the cuss you'd never wish to have bought. While my looks and charm draw you in, I'll fight ya. Throw that saddle on my back, and you'll be looking for a new one. Try to put that Tom thumb in my mouth, you'll be missin' fingers.
If you've succeeded in tacking me up, better hang on. I throw a nasty buck, and the ol' cow horse down the road says I should try out for the IFR.

I kick the farrier, bite the vet, run the rugrats out of the pasture, and make your life hell.
Maybe you'll send me to the rodeo. I'll buck anyone off who thinks they're man/woman enough.
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post #13 of 43 Old 07-25-2012, 12:36 AM
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I'd be a plain, hairy brown pony - any hardy island breed - with attitude, but a great work ethic and surprising strength for something as small as me. Otherwise I'm a donkey.
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post #14 of 43 Old 08-28-2012, 12:22 AM
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I would be a short lean mare with flaxen hair and blue eyes. I would have to be the lead mare and I wouldn't take no ones crap. And I would probably be wild of those mustangs that no one wants because I wouldn't be much of a people person I was I would only be a one person horse and I would be shy of everyone but that one person. I wouldn't trust a lot of people. I would look out after my heard and fight with intruders

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post #15 of 43 Old 08-28-2012, 12:31 AM
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If I were a horse, I would want to be my humans best friend and do everything they ask. I would just love to be an Appaloosa with a flea bitten coat, or maybe a honey colored Palomino.

But a part of me wishes that Jesse and I switch places for a day and I give him a piece of his own medicine. That would be awesome, then he'll know how I feel after he is being naughty. >:)
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post #16 of 43 Old 08-28-2012, 12:40 AM
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I would probably be a nice sold draft. Sturdy and confident.
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post #17 of 43 Old 08-28-2012, 12:45 AM
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I wouldnt like to be ridden or saddled I would rip off the saddle and kick and bite when you cinched me up if you got a bit in my mouth I'd have it out for you whip me you'd be sorry I would be the mare with Pms ( peed off mare syndrome
) I would break out every day for that patch of greener grass on the outside of my field. I would throw a fit when I was separated from my heard or my stallion. I wouldnt trust anyone if that one person that I could really trust never came along I would be sold as a bronc or to the slaughter house if I were sent to be a bronc I would buck everyone off and charge after them. No one could ride me if I were sent to the slaughter house I would hurt anyone who got near me I would eventually escape or die trying if I escaped no one would catch me they would be scared to even bother and leave me wild. If I found the person I really trusted I would let them ride but I would take them along time and lots of patience to gain my trust when they did get to ride me I would be a awesome barrel horse if not I would at least give it my all but I stil wouldn't trust no one just that one special person if anyone else tried to ride me I would go crazy.
The person I trusted to ride me would have to be nice and gentle to me and spend lots of time with me they would have to have soft hands and I would do anything to watch out for them so I didn't hurt them.

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post #18 of 43 Old 08-28-2012, 12:54 AM
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I would be an honest horse. I would tell my rider if I was in pain and if I am happy or not.
Nothing special about me, just a bay horse with big brown eyes. I'm about 15.1hh and a sturdy cowhorse that can sprint pretty quickly but fails at long distance.
I was born and raised on a ranch, following cattle all my life. Just a few years ago, I got started on barrels and poles. Not quite finished yet, I still have some quirks that need to me worked out of me.
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post #19 of 43 Old 09-04-2012, 12:14 PM
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i would probably be a TB cross, chestnut and tall, around 16.3hh. I would be lazy, but good once i get going, good at galloping and jumping. I would have funny quirks and would love being groomed and spending time with my owner. I would have the occasional grumpy day, turning my bum to the stable door and holding a grudge against my rider. i would be a bit of a softy and a sweetheart at times, and would never bite. Not a superstar, just averagely different
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post #20 of 43 Old 10-04-2012, 12:28 AM
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I'd be..... Your worst nightmare.

All jokes aside, I'd be a babysitter type horse. I'd just do my own thing, just plodding around with kid strapped on to my back. an old slightly unfortunate looking POA that's a conformational train wreck but has a heart of gold.
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