06-26-2013, 03:08 PM
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I have 3 I can of right now. The first 2 are from when I was 21, the last one was from when I was 14 (I think)
1: I had just moved to a new house and I forgot that I had a huge window in my room (almost the size of my wall) and I was changing and dancing at the same time. I heard the neighbors whistling at me so I dropped to the floor and crawled into the other room.
2: I went to text my friend Sam (a girl) and sent a very detailed text about my date that had turned intimate. I realized a few minutes later that I had actually sent it to my youth pastor named Sam (who was a guy)!
3: My brother and his best friend (who I had a HUGE crush on) were hanging out and we had all just had a big dinner of steak, broccoli, and baked potatoes. I started not feeling well and went up to my room. Just as they were walking through the hallway by my room, I threw up all over myself and the wall and had chunks of my dinner everywhere, including my hair and face. They saw the whole thing.