Slap the Keyboard

I start off the game by saying

Slap the Keyboard

After this, I just press random letters on the keyboard, [ONLY LETTERS] as if I'm slapping it! Then, whatever the letters are, the next person who posts after me will have to make up something funny for it! Here is an example:

Example:

Imperious:
Slap the Keyboard

hgfdjh

Someone Else:

Hideous ginormous fish dance just happily

Alright we'll start off now with me:

ijgsaoi

i jive great sample a apple or imperial

lol makes no sense but anyway lol

my thing is: trsfl

two rowdy sailors find lucy

hbgjaop

Hot boys go jumping across open plains. :p

SLAP THE KEYBOARD!!

jikaeko

Porky pig ran into the bush




trhgyh

Uhh..buckaroo your supposed to make a saying out of the letters I posted ok?

.....

Ten red horned gigantic yellow hens LOL



rgreidj

red german rotten eggs in duke's juice

wqoxnqp

why must i get the one with an X in it lol

wendy queues outside xanadus nightclub quite patiently :)

sbgfsker

sorry....

some bad guys fight six kings entire regiments

pokdeowb