Who am I?
Describe the member, either by using a "catch phrase" that they use often, or maybe mentioning the discipline or something silly about them that members will recognize. I'll give an example:
I work in a tack shop and am very knowledgeable when it comes to bits.
Here's my start:
My favorite carrot, Percey, was carrotnapped.
"Be a best friend, tell the truth, and overuse I love you
Go to work, do your best, don't outsmart your common sense
Never let your prayin knees get lazy
And love like crazy"