hahaha awesome thread idea!
You know you're from Missouri when....
---You instinctively ask some one you've just met, "What High School
did you go to?"
---You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
---You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:
"Where's my coat at?"
---You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go
---You think that "deer season" is a National Holiday.
---You failed World Geography in school because you thought Cuba,
Versailles, California, Nevada, Houston, Cabool, Louisiana,
Springfield, and Mexico were cities in Missouri. (And they are!)
---You know what "HOME OF THE THROWED ROLL" means.
---Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
---Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
"Don't flatter yourself cowboy..I was lookin at your horse."