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post #11401 of 17083 Old 03-26-2011, 09:22 AM
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So glad it is the weekend. Mom is out of town, and my brother is going to see our dad today. I didn't want to go.
The boyfriend and I are going to chill at my house before he has to go to work tonight.

I'm getting very impatient about getting a new saddle. I'm tempted to go ahead and put it on eBay, even though I won't be ready to buy a new one until May.
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post #11402 of 17083 Old 03-26-2011, 01:38 PM
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Watched Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2 last night! It's a lot better then the first one. That one's stupid. Some kids from my school are background people in the second one!

It's so sunny but my parents haven't taken me to the barn since Tuesday when Cheyenne and I had our fight. We're too busy with 'selling-house-prep'. I get to go today though because I have to do chores though so that's exiting!!

Yesterday I couldn't get to sleep so I drew a whole bunch of horse pictures! Wanna see them?

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post #11403 of 17083 Old 03-26-2011, 02:45 PM
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Yes! Of course we wanna see ur drawings Cheyenne!

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post #11404 of 17083 Old 03-26-2011, 03:19 PM
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I want with all my heart to get my horse RIGHT NOW!!!! I have to wait till stupid april 18th. It's TORTURE not being able to ride!

All I pay my psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay,
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he'll listen to me any day~♥~
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post #11405 of 17083 Old 03-26-2011, 03:40 PM
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Why do you have 2 wait glitterhorse?! I couldn't live that long without riding

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post #11406 of 17083 Old 03-26-2011, 04:03 PM
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Hmmm... my riding lesson in this morning wasn't a good one.

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona Oy - Varjo seuraa onneain

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post #11407 of 17083 Old 03-26-2011, 04:04 PM
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Why? How? Tell us TaMMa!

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post #11408 of 17083 Old 03-26-2011, 04:09 PM
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We did some jumping and the horse that I rode decided to take off a little. I ended up to ride her straight toward the wall of our indoor area several times so I could stop her. Then I got nervous which made her even more friskier and that made me more nervous etc... a snowball effect you know.

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona Oy - Varjo seuraa onneain

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post #11409 of 17083 Old 03-26-2011, 04:19 PM
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This stuff is hilarious! Read it!
It's illegal in Marion, South Carolina, to tickle a female under her chin with a feather duster to get her attention while she's riding a horse.

In New York City, it is illegal to open or close an umbrella in the presence of a horse.

It is illegal to fish from horseback in Washington D.C, Colorado, and Utah.

Tennessee prohibits riders from lassoing fish.

A British law states that an Englishman must not sell a horse to a Scotsman.

Horses are required to wear hats in hot weather in Rasario, Argentina.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

In Guernee, Illinois, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two police officers; armed with a club; or lighter than 90 pounds or heavier than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts female horses from such restrictions.

In London, England, law required taxi drivers to carry a bale of hay on top of their caps to feed their horses. The law was in force until 1976.

In Arizona, it is illegal for cowboys to walk through a hotel lobby wearing their spurs.

In Raton, New Mexico, it is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on.

In South Carolina, it is legal for adult males to discharge firearms when approaching an intersection in a non-horse vehicle to warn oncoming horse traffic.

A misworded ordinance in Wolf Point, Montana: "No horse shall be allowed in public without its owner wearing a halter."

In South Carolina, no horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

In Omega, New Mexico, every woman must "be found to be wearing a corset" when riding a horse in public! A doctor is required to inspect each woman to make sure that she is complying with the law.


Pennsylvania law states: ``Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.''

In Hartsville, Illinois, you can be arrested for riding an ugly horse.

In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs (hotel/bar) must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse.

Pattonsburg, Missouri, Revised Ordinances, 1884: "No person shall hallo, shout, bawl, scream, use profane language, dance, sing, whoop, quarrel, or make any unusual noise or sound in such manner as to disturb a horse."

Abilene, Kansas, City Ordinance 349 declares: "Any person who shall in the city of Abilene shoot at a horse with any concealed or unconcealed bean snapper or like article, shall upon conviction, be fined."

Marshalltown, Iowa, it is against the law for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.

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Sorry for that....it's long

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post #11410 of 17083 Old 03-26-2011, 04:51 PM
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We've one city here in Finland in which it's forbidden to ride naked on Sundays - the legend tells that the law has its roots back in history when our army still had horses and someone decided that it'd be a good idea to take the horses to swim on some warm Sunday - and then whole the company of horses and their less dressed riders rode during the city to the lake where they tended to swim. The law was applied on the next Monday.

Legend or truth - who knows . Actually there are even some pictures (nothing inappropriate) in that historical website. Pictures 48-50: Hei Hoplaa! - Hevoset ja niiden hoito

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona Oy - Varjo seuraa onneain


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