Sorry if this is inappropriate, but I felt compelled to share this story:
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, & while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up & her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned & walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, & she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, & she replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, & had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked & Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, the found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, & the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough & thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed & came to her aid. Lisa is blonde.