It's not pernicious anaemia or coeliac disease. I have some more bloodwork to come back but the tentative diagnosis is that my horrible anaemia is dietary. After the last of my bloodwork comes back, the doctor's going to put me on iron pills. Men need around 9 mg/day, women 14 mg/day ... I'm going to be on a dose of 600 mg/day!
It's a big relief. Working on the dietary issues is going to be tough but it's still a weight off my mind :)
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