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post #1 of 14 Old 11-07-2009, 09:38 PM Thread Starter
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10 Pieces Of Advice For Women

10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS, GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2.. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

10. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes,

it means that you laugh at his.


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post #2 of 14 Old 11-07-2009, 09:42 PM
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lol, I like number 7 myself .....I just got married the end of July

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Congrats on your marriage! :)

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post #4 of 14 Old 11-08-2009, 08:28 AM
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Oh how true...... how true
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"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

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(especially at #2)

"Did I not just use the word 'puzzling'?"

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(especially at #2)
I did like that one!

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Congrats on your marriage! :)
Thanks , it has been a real eye opener ,,,,,

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haha!
I bet it has!

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Mahaha I LOVE number 10!
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