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post #1 of 2 Old 09-25-2009, 09:32 PM Thread Starter
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16 reasons to date a horseback rider

1.We have 4 speeds and many positions

2.We wear tight pants and tall boots

3.We love getting dirty

4.We know how to ride our mounts

5.We perform well with animals

6.We like to be in control

7.We'll ride it for hours

8.We know how to handle a big girth

9.We get off easy

10.We're always on top

11.We like it rough

12.We have our legs spread all day long

13.We love using whips

14.Stradling is our natural position

15.We don't mind being bucked around

16.Event riders do it for three days

P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!

thought this was pretty funny. its true if you think of it in the none sick way, i guess in the sick way too lol

If it wasn't for the bad stuff.... it wouldn't make winning so great.
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post #2 of 2 Old 09-25-2009, 10:19 PM
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Nice, love it

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The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears. ~Arabian Proverb
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