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        12-05-2011, 02:37 PM
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    Trained
    Talking Ahem, A song "what I wrote" and seeing as the other thread is no longer playing

    I was going to paste this elsewhere, and having slaved over the dang thing, although it may not look like it, dang it I'm going to share.

    Now it will only make sense to a few, you had to be there to know the tune, or to make any sense of the lyrics at all, but for the select few

    ENJOY, instruction, not request

    A Long long time ago
    I can still remember. How that potato pie made me smile
    I knew if I had my peeler’
    I could be those peoples healer
    And maybe they’d be healthy for a while
    But then ranting made me shiver
    With the bad news I deliver
    Rollkur isn’t perfect
    In fact will cause a defect
    I can’t remember if I cried
    When I saw she had a better ride
    But something touched me deep inside’
    When I saw her huge backside…

    So
    Bye Bye potato pie
    Took my peeler to the basin, but the basin was dry
    Looked for my keys both low and high
    Singing, hope this doesn’t cause an outcry
    hope this doesn’t cause an outcry
    Did you write the book on training
    Do you believe in young’uns reining?
    If the Forum tells you so
    Now do you believe in feed that’s sweet
    Can horses do with no work on their feet
    And my yearling play polo?

    Well I know that you can’t train for nuts
    Cos I saw your horse kick your butt
    You chased him round the ring
    No join up happening!
    He became a lonely pasture puff
    Cos no one loved him half enough.
    He knew he was out of luck the day the peeler died
    I started singing

    Bye Bye potato pie
    Took my peeler to the basin, but the basin was dry
    Looked for my keys both low and high
    Singing, hope this doesn’t cause an outcry
    hope this doesn’t cause an outcry
         
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        12-05-2011, 02:41 PM
      #2
    Banned
    Dang Canadians...you probably titled the song Canadian Pie...
         
        12-05-2011, 05:38 PM
      #3
    Trained
         
        12-05-2011, 07:44 PM
      #4
    Super Moderator
    That is wonderful!! OUTCRY you shall have.
         
        12-05-2011, 07:48 PM
      #5
    Yearling
    Fabulous! I am in a fit of hysterics.
         
        12-05-2011, 08:10 PM
      #6
    Weanling
    Beautiful!
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        12-05-2011, 08:11 PM
      #7
    Showing
    Thanks for the giggle GH! Now I have the original in my head, love that song.
         
        12-06-2011, 12:49 AM
      #8
    Trained
    Glad it made you laugh
         
        12-06-2011, 12:50 AM
      #9
    Yearling
    Brilliant!
         
        12-06-2011, 01:34 AM
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    Yearling
    Fantastic! Very, very good
         

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