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post #1 of 7 Old 06-10-2009, 09:11 AM Thread Starter
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Aunt Bertha died

Aunt Bertha died today. She was a bit, mean old lady. This morning, she was discovered laying in wait, ready to attack my husband. Fortunately for our family, my husband, quick on his feet, squished her like a bug.

Spyder, if you sic any more of your relatives on my hubby they'll end up like Aunt Bertha!

Here's the before picture. The after shot had too much blood and guts. The cleaned up version of the after pic included a white bowl.


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post #2 of 7 Old 06-10-2009, 09:24 AM
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Thank goodness you and your family are alright! Perhaps you should consider the witness protection program to insure your continued safety from these assassins.

Stay on your toes! Good luck!
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Or at least a good pest control company

A good cowboy always has a better horse at the end of the ride, a poor cowboy will be afoot reguardless of the horse.

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And here I am thinking a person passed away.

That spider (no offense Spyder) is really scary looking!
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Aunt Bertha died today. She was a bit, mean old lady. This morning, she was discovered laying in wait, ready to attack my husband. Fortunately for our family, my husband, quick on his feet, squished her like a bug.

Spyder, if you sic any more of your relatives on my hubby they'll end up like Aunt Bertha!

Here's the before picture. The after shot had too much blood and guts. The cleaned up version of the after pic included a white bowl.


Ah well that is OK. Aunt Bertha was a mean old thing. She always went against the "family" so good riddence to her.
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Ah well that is OK. Aunt Bertha was a mean old thing. She always went against the "family" so good riddence to her.
It's too bad that her little spyderlings had to die too.

They made a big spyder-gut mess.

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and here I was about to offer condolences

I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within. Douglas MacArthur
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