Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: South of No-where
Biff's roaring laughter could be heard echoing over the rolling hills at the sight of the two of them bouncing off each other. Something about the whole situation struck his funny bone, especially with the mayor being such a proper (and stuffy - Biff added to himself) man. That was, until he realized that poor Sue had not moved.
The mayor was getting up with Trouble's help, but Sue's skyclad body didn't even twitch. He quickly walked over and gathered her inert form into his arms and held her close as he headed to the house. "If you will excuse me folks, I need to make sure this pretty, even if a bit eccentric, lady is ok."
He spun on the heel of his boot, his crystal pants reflecting diamond-shaped rainbow patterns on Trouble's irate expression at being left for some horse-poo shoveling ditz. Biff was oblivious to the turmoil he was leaving in his front yard; something he may soon regret.
All I pay my psychiatrist is cost of feed and hay, and he'll listen to me any day!