Speed, Drum, and Fly…
(Especially YOU Fly!
All three of you are now going to be responsible for paying the medicals bills I will now be incurring….
First will be the ER fees. Probably in the neighborhood of 50k or more to surgically fix my eyes, or what is left of them. I don’t have the exact totals yet because the bill is fuzzy when I try to look at it. The Doctors said there is a chance that may improve, but probably not.
Next will be the therapy bills.
Those are going to be ongoing because I’m already have daymares about being chased through the streets of London being chased by moobs.
I haven’t actually been able to sleep yet for fear of the nightmares to come.
Why London you ask?
Well….. I WAS
trying to watch the Olympics but now I’m only going to be able to sit around and holler at my son to tell me who is winning.
Oh yeah, speaking of my son….. he only just turned nine, so of course there will be his therapy bills starting in a few years…. After he’s old enough to connect the dots about the day Mommy went bonkers and poked her eyes out.
Yep, all three of you might as well start sending those checks now as Hospitals and Therapists are quite spendy these days.
If the money doesn't show up I will hunt you down.
(Of course I don’t know how that will work, being as I can barely see light and dark areas anymore!