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    09-05-2008, 04:31 PM
The Bull

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check He marched s

Traight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.

I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got

a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard

for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of

Your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be

Expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to

Satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex


A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the

Garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bull****ting' me!

The social worker said, ' Yeah, well. . You started it.'
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    09-05-2008, 04:35 PM
    09-05-2008, 05:03 PM
Green Broke
*insert the laughing so hard, it makes you pee your pants smiley here*

That was a good one!
    09-05-2008, 09:39 PM

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