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        06-05-2013, 04:29 PM
      #101
    Green Broke
    I confess to adding tubing to the windshield washer hose and routed it under the dash of one of the company trucks then dusted the windshield where you could barely see out of it. Sit back and watch the fun.
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        06-05-2013, 04:44 PM
      #102
    Foal
    I confess to having just read this thread while at work and trying not to laugh at Roadyy's sense of humor.

    I confess that I have a warped sense of reality at times...and have passed it onto my daughter.

    I confess that I am loyal to a fault and that even though there are folks that I should cut off I just can't walk away from them completely.

    I confess that I would MUCH rather be outside riding than sitting in this office staring at a computer screen answering technical questions all day

    I confess that I FREQUENTLY think to myself - and after hanging up the phone - that some people really should NOT be allowed to work with computers.
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        06-05-2013, 04:52 PM
      #103
    Super Moderator
    I confess it was me that locked Miss Brennan, the worse teacher I have ever had the disappointment in being a pupil of, in the book cupboard.
    She was so popular that not one pupil, teacher or cleaner heard her until 11 p.m. That night.
    I confess to frightening Miss Thomas to the point she ran from the class, by letting my ferret loose under her desk and he ran up her leg!
    When she returned there was no sign of the ferret.
    I confess that Miss Dew, our cookery teacher wondered where the flour bomb came from as she walked home.
    I confess to being the brains behind several of the boys actually lifting the Head's car, wading across the shallow pond and parking it on the island.
    I confess that unless a teacher had discipline I never worked for them.
    I confess that in one examination all I did was write my name on the top of the paper and walk out to go riding (I got 3% for that - perhaps I should have paid more attention in class to understand that working out!)

    I confess that I was never able to believe folk who said "Schooldays are the best days of your life." Thank heavens they were wrong!
         
        06-05-2013, 05:06 PM
      #104
    Super Moderator
    I confess, some years ago when three nuns were crossing the road at a zebra crossing, I turned on a speaker I had in the car and in a low voice said "Black - white - black white -" as they crossed the road. It really puzzled them and when they dithered in the middle so my black was lengthened as was the next white and then as they hurried as if the paint was red hot, so did I.
    Poor old dears were quite flummoxed.

    Warning to all!!!!

    NEVER accept any gift from Roadyy
         
        06-05-2013, 05:11 PM
      #105
    Green Broke
    Don't forget to super glue a quarter on the concrete pad at one of the city bus stops. That one will work in the isles of Wal-Mart too.
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        06-05-2013, 05:37 PM
      #106
    Yearling
    I've never done the quarter but we have taken a dollar bill and put it on the side walk in front of the firehouse. Then tie fishing line to it and run it under the bay door. Side and wait looking out the window. When someone walks by and try's to pick it up. YANK!!!! It's really funny when they try 3 or 4 times before they figure it out. It's a great way to make a slow shift go by.
    Or if you have someone afraid of snakes get a rubber on and put it in their locker and tie fishing line to it. When they open the locker door the snake " strikes".
    We are professionals, I SWEAR!!
         
        06-05-2013, 05:43 PM
      #107
    Super Moderator
    Better than gluing a quarter in the aisle of Wal-Mart is to go turkey bowling in Wal-Mart.
    Another one that draws attention is to sit an adult in a shopping trolley and push them around whilst they are screaming "I want ........."
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        06-05-2013, 05:44 PM
      #108
    Green Broke
    The dollar thing reminded me of something I did to my son's Boy Scout group. Next time you are camping make sure to bring the blow up alligator and heavy test fishing string. Run the string right through camp with the gator hidden in the bushes. Wait for several of the group to get around the middle then drag it through there as fast as you can.
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        06-05-2013, 06:09 PM
      #109
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    Roady I should think people are lining up to retaliate!
    Just think, all those Boy Scouts will be adults one day and you might be in a Bath Chair and they will take you to the top of the steepest hill and shove you down it with no brakes!
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        06-07-2013, 08:36 AM
      #110
    Weanling
    I confess that I've always wanted to plastic wrap a car.
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