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        08-17-2013, 08:52 AM
      #311
    Weanling
    Here try some of these and then let us know the results

    1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until you are seen to by a dotor or nurse then when they approach you say "wow doc I feel way better thank you " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

    2. Run around screaming that you don't whant to see the dentist

    3. One word for you flatulance

    4. Ask repetedly if they are going to operate on you

    5. Pretend to be a doctor

    6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise or say "helooo nurse "

    7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

    8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HAHAHA "

    9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to you

    10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that you may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. Look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that you pass

    11. Scream at every body who passes

    12. Crawl in on you hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog

    13. Play with the electric beds

    14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel I've ever been to gosh and you call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"

    15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins

    16. Ask the lady at the front desk to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the table in the waiting room.

    17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room

    18. When you enter the doctors office claim that you saw a room just like this in an alien movie

    19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)

    20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty


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        08-17-2013, 01:46 PM
      #312
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    I do confess To be able to put together such a list one must be coming from experience. Farmchic I am concerned
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        08-17-2013, 06:50 PM
      #313
    Weanling
    No worries! That's not my list, I just borrowed it from the internet. I wouldn't mind trying a few of them though
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        08-19-2013, 05:14 PM
      #314
    Green Broke
    I confess that I am sick and tired of all the rain we have been getting across the Florida panhandle.
    I confess to being tired of wearing water boots just to walk any where in my yard and hip waders to go out to the pasture to feed and tend to the horses.
    .48in Tues
    .25in Wed/Thurs
    1.39in Friday
    2.39in Saturday
    .84in Sunday

    According to the weather channel. I'm sure some areas locally got more and some less. Looking at my yard I have to say we are on the more side.

    We are already a full inch above the average for this time of the month.
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        08-19-2013, 05:18 PM
      #315
    Green Broke
    I confess July was worse.

    July's average rain fall here is 7.39 inches. This year it was 15.18 inches. There is no where for the water to go as the ground is already saturated way down deep.
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        08-19-2013, 09:01 PM
      #316
    Yearling
    I confess that I like watching Star Gate Atlantis. Yup, I'm a sci-fi nerd! Got it from my Aunt
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        08-19-2013, 09:09 PM
      #317
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    I confess that at 2pm today (in an hours time) I will be trying my luck with a colour therapist since I'm almost certain the local doctors and hospital got their practising licenses from internet templates. They discharged me with no answers and more tablets... That I can't take because they have to be taken with food.
         
        08-19-2013, 09:24 PM
      #318
    Weanling
    I confess, I think my new riding horse (Riding him 3x a week, for his owner) has a gorgeous but unusual star/snip/stripe marking.

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        08-20-2013, 12:49 AM
      #319
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    Hey Roady, you are getting the British summer! This year it hasn't been to bad, last year it was the same as you are getting - after a very wet winter 11/12. The weather forecasters had, early in 12 predicted severe drought!
    I have never seen harvests like it. Corn was only waist high, fields were to wet to harvest. A contractor was sending out machinery to harvest plus two extra tractors to pull others out.
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        08-20-2013, 01:12 AM
      #320
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    Being the confession thread I thought I needed to confess I am so good I have nothing to confess
    My life is so boring.

    Cheers all
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