My niece, having inherited the family humour, just told them, " You shouldn't have relinquished control of the shower head."
Stan, one day at the stables a young girl was washing her pony's tail. It was spring and he had been on fresh grass so, it was rather 'green' and she had used far to much shampoo. I took his tail and flicked the bubbles over her. This brought a out a water fight.
Later, and I wa the only dry person around, I was a out to go out of the tack room when I saw two stings, one was a girl sat on the mounting block doing nothing, and the other was a shadow off the tack room roof.
This girl sitting, nodded. I stopped walking out but the owner, an elderly man, walked past me. He got the bucket of green soapy water!
Such were the times that all he said was, " This is not my day, I'm going home!"
He had a earlier reversed the van into a solid gate post and had also broken a fluorescent tube.