Last year my Mother was pestered by many children knocking on her door 'Trick or Treating' to me a horrible thing that has become an in thing here in the UK.
Mum loved children but, living on her own, not being one to keep treats in the house and unable to get out to get any had she even remembered, she had to turn them away without anything other than an apology.
In return these toe rags pulled up plants, overturned her trash cans and broke the gate.
Mum died and now I am here. I am ready to teach these rude children a lesson. I have bought a load of sprouts and chocolate. I have cooked the sprouts, melted the chocolate and covered the former with the latter. They look good!
When they come knocking, they will be given a treat. I will let my dogs out to escort them down the path just to ensure they do no damage.
Revenge is best served cold - so are sprouts!