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        11-25-2008, 01:11 AM
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    Catalog Shopping

    Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?' The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!' The first one says, with wide eyes,'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.' The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.' Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?' The second redneck replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her underwear yesterday!'
         
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        11-25-2008, 01:30 AM
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    Green Broke
    LOL. Gave me a good chuckle Thanks
         
        11-25-2008, 08:57 AM
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    Started
    Lol!!! Thanks for sharing
         
        11-25-2008, 10:08 AM
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    Green Broke
    LOL That was cute!
         

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