I got another one...
Dear My Online Teacher:
It is not my damned problem if you don't see one of my assignments getting turned in. It is not my job to email you every single time I finish something. I would not care so much if the Gaggle.com email you INSIST on us using didn't freeze every single time I try to open it. The half hour I used to send you an email on one assignment, I could have finished another.
Also, it is not always my fault I might be missing one. If we all get snowed in for several days like we did last week, the internet WILL shut off. And when the internet shuts off there is nothing I can do. Please stop getting pissy with me.
Also why is it that even though I have completed a significant number of extra assignments, I only have a C while my classmates who have done half the number of work in much poorer quality all have A's and B's?
Gee, I'm sure glad out school cut our real life (awesome) teacher for your impatient, pissy, and dumb ass.
Please take some Midol to get off your eternal state of PMS.
Sincerely your irritated student,