Dear... Letters to whoever

I saw earlier that there was a thread that was started for letters to your horse. Why not have one for to write to whoever about whatever.. friends, ex's, other animals, the weather.

I guess I'll go first (:

Dear Cowboy
I wasn't supposed to fall in love you. But it happened. Now what? Don't you realize it too? We've been good friends for a while. But I know you too well and once im gone youll realize what you had. I love you more than youll ever know. -love rea <3

Dear my entire debate team:

I realize that I am your captain but it is not my job to be your babysitter. It is not my job to run all over the college campuses to find you when you are too stupid to follow the rest of the group to the bus. It is not my job to make sure your phone is off when you go to compete. It is not my job to make sure you print off all your scripts and cases on time. It is not my job to supply you with pens and paper when you run out and it sure as hell is not my job to clean up after you when you leave our group table a mess. It is my job to run meetings and coach when needed, but if you are not mature and self-sufficient enough to survive a day without getting lost or whining or getting into trouble for once in your lives, you are welcome to get out of my car and walk and home so I can quit weighing down the Yukon with your sorry asses.

Sincerely,
Your loving captain,
Michaela.

OK I would do one to this person... she freaking literally nuts and at points made my life hell for the last 13 years of my life about but.... I need some humor in this!

Dear Squiggly Line,
"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid.
I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's all right. You are forgiven."
-Sewie Giffin-

Dear irresponsible girl,
I hate to say it sometimes but I would love to have animal control come up into your yard and see your starving horses. Then maybe they would get some real food poor things.
I hope you choke,
CC
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Dear whoever invented sand,

Thank you so much, inventer of sand,
For inventing something so delightful in which to crash land,
As I go tumbling from my horse,
Which I tried to cue stop, but he took for something else.
I will soon be up, dusting myself off,
Spitting out sand, shaking myself off
Soon to climb on, all over again,
Praying next time my trainer will not see me,
And laugh again.....

I got another one...

Dear My Online Teacher:

It is not my damned problem if you don't see one of my assignments getting turned in. It is not my job to email you every single time I finish something. I would not care so much if the Gaggle.com email you INSIST on us using didn't freeze every single time I try to open it. The half hour I used to send you an email on one assignment, I could have finished another.

Also, it is not always my fault I might be missing one. If we all get snowed in for several days like we did last week, the internet WILL shut off. And when the internet shuts off there is nothing I can do. Please stop getting pissy with me.

Also why is it that even though I have completed a significant number of extra assignments, I only have a C while my classmates who have done half the number of work in much poorer quality all have A's and B's?

Gee, I'm sure glad out school cut our real life (awesome) teacher for your impatient, pissy, and dumb ass.

Please take some Midol to get off your eternal state of PMS.

Sincerely your irritated student,
Michaela

Dear Dept. Of Transportation,

The country is broke. Every time I have driven by a DOT funded road project I have witnessed no more than 1 person working for every 4 on the job. These are hard times, 40 cents is borrowed for ever dollar spent paying 3 or more people to do absolutely nothing. These are not low pay jobs, and there are plenty of people that would love to have these jobs and that would actually work. Until you can find those people, please take DOT and DOT contracted workers, their cousins, uncles, sisters, brothers, and brothers-in-law OFF the road, OFF the job, and OFF the dole!!!!

So there!

Dear my immune system,

Why do you suck?

Sincerly,
Sick of being sick.
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Dear insane step mom,
For the last 13 years you have made my life horrible, cutting me off from family I didnt know about and had forgotten about. You have been a horrible person and made my life almost hell. Not even telling me alot about my real mom, who once you left *thank god* my family told me about her, im glad your out of my life and don't need you in it.

Dear Ex Trainer who ran off to New York for a man.

Thanks for leaving me thinking I was going to kicked off the property and making me think your In-Laws were horrible when the horrible person was you! I couldn't be happier that you left and took your kids and left your horses! They're in better hands with me than they ever were with you! Your laziness nearly cost one his life! IF you ever decided to come back I won't let you near him again! Personaly I hope you never come back! I love pretty much having my own barn and what was you used to say "My barn My rules!" that's what I get to say now and as for you're Ex In Laws they've been my blessing in disguise! They the nicest people in the world and they don't have to let my horses stay on THEIR property but they love having me there! So screw you! I hope your mesirible in New York!

Sincerely,
The Student you Screwed over