I have really been a very bad girl, or so I've been told.
In all honesty is began at Mike's house. If only he knew we'd gate crash AFTER he'd gone on vacation. Picking our way through the snow, up the garden path and through the patio doors (not breaking and entering if one breaks, then the rest so happen to enter). I have to say I was impressed that he was so in touch with his feminin side, minature unicorns and such like decorating the entire place. Who knew he's such a fan of MHFQ- normally one would call that stalking. Low and behold, we come across the biggest stash of carrots. Carrot juice, soup, cake... you name it, we made it.
It really was my fault in what happened at Barry Godden's combined coming out/ Christmas party...that is why the turkey lasted so long alive!! It was that other mod Kayty that dared me and my cohort anebel to spike the punch and put bubba's mice in the punch. The conversation drifted from trainers to dressage to barrels, before I knew it the last of the tame mice was backpeddling across the bottom. I can't help it if everyone drank it, mice, fleas, gnats an all. It was so funny to see the look on everyones face when I told them that a few live bugs slipped in also. I remember Golden Horse jumping around and scratching herself....A LOT, ants in your pants, anyone
I thought it was hilarious when I put Spyder's size 145 bra on as I had previously chopped all but one leg off to add to the carrot stew... that extra one would have made it too...stringy HOWEVER, it slipped all the way to the floor . With all that sauce I taste tested I got carried away and somehow got onto the roof of the house singing Justin Bieber- apologies to Gidget who's crystal glasses I cracked. I didn't mean to break the solid oak table at bsms' house whilst trying to pile as many HF forum members on to make a pyramid.
I don't remember asking bubba13 why she stuck the front end of a horse with the back end of a Zebra thinking it was the AmazinCaucasin's attacking donkey before setting it on the judge in an attempt to free me.
And when I passed out on Speed Racer's lap, it was because I felt so faint from kait18's attempt to make socks, home knitted woolly jumpers and miseltoe work..
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my helicopter up and down the roads looking for wayward HF's and when I drove through farmpony's dinning room where I found them all tied up and held for ransom, for the missing carrots, to the chimney. I don't think that was any reason for her to call me a tattle tale and have me arrested for aiding and abetting! In all honesty, we know it was the carrot bandit (MIKE!)
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all dirty and cold. And I'm really am to blame for this stuff and I admit I was behind most of these dirty deeds. Please forgive me anyways and bring me what I want the most---a skeleton key !...and a nice hot toddy!
Sincerely and naughtily yours,
DuffyDuck (90% a nice girl!)
So, bascis of it are, re write own version, adding and changing bits that are required ;D
ETA: All additions will be made in italics as far as I can do so within the time limit...