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    12-06-2008, 07:03 PM
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Dear Santa,

I have really been a very bad girl.

It really was my fault in what happened at Mike's combined coming out/thanksgiving Christmas party. It was that other mod Meggtmoo that dared me and my cohort Joshie to spiked the punch and put plasctic bugs in the punch. I can't help it if everyone drank it, bugs an all. It was so funny to see the look on everyones face when I told them that a few live bugs slipped in also. I remember Farmpony jumping around and scratching herself....A LOT.

I thought it was hilarious when I put Free_Sprtd's size 45 bra on me and it slipped all the way to the floor. With all that sauce I taste tested I got carried away and somehow got onto the roof of the house singing " Things can only get better". I didn't mean to break the yuletide log that ~anebel~ gave Sonny Whimps when I fell down the chimmny and I am sorry I scared everyone into thinking Santa came to the house early.

I don't remember asking Appylover why she stuck the front end of a horse with the back end of a Zebra thinking it was someone's wife and then being wacked on the head for it.

And when I threw up on Justdressageit's lap, it was because I felt so faint from Regal Charm's cooking..

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck up and down the roads looking for wayward HF's and when I drove through Iridehorses's dinning room where I found them all tied up and held for ransom. I don't think that was any reason for her to call me a tattle tale and have me arrested for aiding and abetting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all dirty and cold. And I'm really am to blame for this stuff and I admit I was behind most of these dirty deeds. Please forgive me anyways and bring me what I want the most---a skeleton key !

Sincerely and naughtily yours,
Spyder (Really a nice girl!)
     
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    12-06-2008, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Spyder    
It was that other mod Meggtmoo that dared me and my cohort Joshie to spiked the punch and put plasctic bugs in the punch. I can't help it if everyone drank it, bugs an all.
I don't remember much about that party. But I DO remember you promising me that you wouldn't tell anyone I helped you with the punch.

Spyder, you promised you wouldn't tell!
     
    12-06-2008, 07:14 PM
  #3
Green Broke
Now wait a minute.....why was my bra off??? Hehee
     
    12-06-2008, 07:19 PM
  #4
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Originally Posted by Joshie    
I don't remember much about that party. But I DO remember you promising me that you wouldn't tell anyone I helped you with the punch.

Spyder, you promised you wouldn't tell!
Well I AM in jail now !

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Originally Posted by free_sprtd    
Now wait a minute.....why was my bra off??? Hehee
ummmmm you drank the spiked punch ?
     
    12-06-2008, 07:22 PM
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Green Broke
Oh yaaa!! Sorry forgot...... I must not of been able to walk after I took it off with those bazookas hanging to the floor, so I think I passed out!
     
    12-06-2008, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by free_sprtd    
Now wait a minute.....why was my bra off??? Hehee
Are they real?? I mean, geeze, I'd never seen a size 45 before. You almost took my eye out when you were swinging that thing around.
     
    12-06-2008, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Spyder    
you drank the spiked punch ?
Well, I got thirsty. And, as you know, I've been rather forgetful lately. I don't drink and so, boy, that stuff hit me really hard!
     
    12-06-2008, 07:45 PM
  #8
Green Broke
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Originally Posted by Joshie    
Are they real?? I mean, geeze, I'd never seen a size 45 before. You almost took my eye out when you were swinging that thing around.
Well, lets just say "I got it from my momma" woot woot!

Ps, sorry about almost getting your eye. At least you don't have to walk around with a mini crane attached just to carry them
     
    12-06-2008, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by free_sprtd    
ps, sorry about almost getting your eye. At least you don't have to walk around with a mini crane attached just to carry them
Doesn't your back hurt?

Hmmmm, do you think we should visit the Spydey in jail? I wonder if we should hide a key in some carrot cake?
     
    12-06-2008, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Joshie    
Doesn't your back hurt?

Hmmmm, do you think we should visit the Spydey in jail? I wonder if we should hide a key in some carrot cake?
Yeah I need some cake. How am I going to bake a HUGE cake for everyone with all my own carrots if I can't get out?
     

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