I have really been a very bad girl.
It really was my fault in what happened at Mike's combined coming out/thanksgiving Christmas party. It was that other mod Meggtmoo that dared me and my cohort Joshie to spiked the punch and put plasctic bugs in the punch. I can't help it if everyone drank it, bugs an all. It was so funny to see the look on everyones face when I told them that a few live bugs slipped in also. I remember Farmpony jumping around and scratching herself....A LOT.
I thought it was hilarious when I put Free_Sprtd's size 45 bra on me and it slipped all the way to the floor. With all that sauce I taste tested I got carried away and somehow got onto the roof of the house singing " Things can only get better". I didn't mean to break the yuletide log that ~anebel~ gave Sonny Whimps when I fell down the chimmny and I am sorry I scared everyone into thinking Santa came to the house early.
I don't remember asking Appylover why she stuck the front end of a horse with the back end of a Zebra thinking it was someone's wife and then being wacked on the head for it.
And when I threw up on Justdressageit's lap, it was because I felt so faint from Regal Charm's cooking..
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck up and down the roads looking for wayward HF's and when I drove through Iridehorses's dinning room where I found them all tied up and held for ransom. I don't think that was any reason for her to call me a tattle tale and have me arrested for aiding and abetting!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all dirty and cold. And I'm really am to blame for this stuff and I admit I was behind most of these dirty deeds. Please forgive me anyways and bring me what I want the most---a skeleton key !
Sincerely and naughtily yours,
Spyder (Really a nice girl!)