I don't think it's fair that people accuse me of STEALING their carrots when they've left them unattended! I mean, doesn't everyone have a right to climb up on a pedastool and play the self-righteous do-gooder? It was for the carrots that I snuck out into the forum in the middle of the night all those times, stealing, I mean saving all those poor pitiful NEGLECTED carrots! It means I'm a good girl.
I am such a kind and caring person that I would be proud to send bail money to the Spyder but I spent it all on the ingredients I will need to make the most delicious carrot cake ever created. I love these tiny little shrivled orange trinkets that I've stol-saved throughout the year.
Santa, I've been a good girl. A pretty pretty little princess riding through the forum saving the community one carrot at a time...
OH! And I really really didn't mean to put that vodka in Vidaloco's egg nog. I had no idea the loco in her name really stood for WOWSERS! Who'd have thought it would make her clothes come off so quickly like that! And Barbarosa... WHOA BABY! He really takes control of a situation doesn't he? And can he 2-step or what?
I did NOT MEAN to knock My2Geldings over into the punch bowl the way I did. It wasn't my fault really. I mean, she's so nimble that I forget that she has so much bailing twine and all those screws and plates from all the frankenstein surgeries she's had over the years. You know, to put humpty dumpty back together again... and when she got out on the dance floor with her man and did that dancing with the stars routine, I'd never have known what she's been through. And besides, the guys seemed to like her in that wet t-shirt... Especially after Spyder took her water bra.
I'm not sure why Administrator was being such a Fuddy duddy about all that puke, I have to admit, I've never had a turkey that tasted quite like that before, it was quite interesting. When Stormyblues and Gotxhorses snuck in, I know I should have reported them but we were having so much fun and how was I supposed to know the punch was spiked? I did NOT do that... and I didn't know they'd drink it... Or that they'd puke so much. Who would have thought a person could puke that much?
And I'm sorry I didn't help with the clean up. But I was too busy being selfish- I mean, caring for the well being of others.
Will you bring me a new living quarters trailer for Christmas please? I've been really really good!
"Be a best friend, tell the truth, and overuse I love you
Go to work, do your best, don't outsmart your common sense
Never let your prayin knees get lazy
And love like crazy"