Shopping for jeans. My hiney is getting a little large(r) and I can't find jeans without the stretch! Stretch makes my rolls look bigger, cellulite celluliter, and all kinds of weird baggy saggy stuff goes on behind me. And whats up with the ankle jeans? Seriously! I couldn't squeeze my fat calves and cankles into those teennnyyyy tiinnnyyyy stretchy tubes if my life depended on it! WTH! Girl don't EVEN ask if I want to try THOSE ON!
Didn't we already try them in the 80's? Didn't work then, not going to happen now.
So who makes REGULAR jeans? How about jeans that fit a 5'2 person with size 9 feet??? Yeah, even boot cut don't cut it. How about jeans that don't already show my butt crack, heaven forbid I even bend over. And I ain't 70 yet so lets not have them cinch up around my ribs too, ahight?
Sparkles? REALLY? I'm not trying to land air craft between my cheeks, so not needed. THANKS.
I WANT REGULAR DENIM BACK, Puuullleeeeez!!!!