My best friend came in while I was on the computer and proceeded to rub my shoulders. He knew I was really sore from riding, and being a good friend, asked me if he was hurting me. Without thinking I replied:
"No, It's okay... I like it rough...."
I didn't understand WHY he burst out laughing, spitting chunks of slim jims everywhere untill AFTER he explained it to me. High-five, me.
Lets hear some of your embarrassing stories.