A - attractive
B - buff
C - charming
D - delicious
E - exciting
F - funny
G - gorgeous
H - handsome
J - just
K - kidding
L - loser
I HAVE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU. BUT I CAN'T. THE STUPID ZOOKEEPER WON'T LET ME IN WITHOUT A TICKET.
I saw something beautiful, amazing, and stunning in the shop today. I was totally going to buy it for you. But I just realized it's my reflection.
So they say that good looks can kill. Don't look at me! I don't want to see you die!
How horse, to horse, keep horse, a horse, dumb horse, person horse, busy horse. (now read without the word horse)
Fact 1: it is impossible to touch all your teeth with your tongue
Fact 2: I bet you just tried
Fact 3: now you must be smiling
Fact 4: you are thinking how dumb you are huh
Fact 5: you want to see who else has tried this
Fact 6: I must have been an idiot for sending this too
Fact 7: you are smiling again!
Sorry, I love forwards!