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    06-19-2012, 11:56 PM
Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4H Club
Both active in the FFA
After graduation Mary Anne went out lookin'
For a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was Earl

Well it wasn't two weeks
After she got married that
Wanda started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But Earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care

Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atalnta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn't take long to decided

That Earl had to die
Goodbye Earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me Earl
You're feeling weak
Why don't you lay down
And sleep Earl
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Earl

The cops came to bring Earl in
They searched the house
High and low
Then they tipped their hats
And said 'Thank You ladies
If you hear from him let us know'

Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed al all

So the girls bouth some land
And a roadside stand
Out on Highway 109
They sell Tennessee ham
And strawberry jame
And they don't
Lose any sleep at night 'cause

Earl had to die
Goodbye Earl
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Earl
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Earl
Well is that all right
Good Let's go for a ride
Earl hey

Bye bye earl! :)
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    06-20-2012, 01:42 AM
Green Broke
Peace out homeskillet! Ill bet you taste gooooood
    06-20-2012, 01:47 AM
When you get done with Earl, come kill SATAN for me!

Got into a MAJOR discussion with him AGAIN today, his days are seriously numbered... I was out in the yard barefoot for some stupid reason and he came to kill. Usually I can kick him with shoes on, or pull off a flip flop and beat him with it. Today I had to grab a huge gnarly branch and played chickenball!

    06-20-2012, 01:56 AM
Eek... nothing I hate more than mean roosters! Good BYE Earl!!

Gotta say.. they really do intimate me
    06-20-2012, 02:48 AM
We had a nasty, heathen rooster named Elvis.

Elvis left the building and the hens were never happier... LOL
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    06-20-2012, 02:55 AM
^^ Oh dear... I DID mean to say intimidate me**
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    06-20-2012, 03:25 AM
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R.I.P. Earl....(resting in plate)

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    06-20-2012, 03:30 AM
You know FlyGap, ole Satan there looks like he'd be mighty tasty with some homemade dumplings...
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    06-20-2012, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by FlyGap    
When you get done with Earl, come kill SATAN for me!


That is one amazing case of STINKEYE!!
    06-20-2012, 03:40 AM
You can see my shadow Allison, how I had the nerve to take that shot with an iphone I'll never know!
We were having a stare down, he won.
I'll have the last laugh... I mean LICK!

Is Earl already a gonner? Post a pict of the EVIL DOER!

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