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Old 10-29-2009, 06:43 PM   #1
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Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look"
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house ."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No...... I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."
WIFE: - silence -
HUSBAND: ". . . .. . Shit."
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:55 PM   #2
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Haha . That was a good one.
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Old 10-30-2009, 03:13 PM   #3
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lols... That was funny! =)
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:31 PM   #4
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ha thats brilliant, going to send it to a few people i know
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:24 PM   #5
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i dont get it?...lol
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:45 PM   #6
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i dont get it?...lol
When the married couple discuss about remarrying, they're talking about it what would happen if the wife died. In the last floor the husband blow the gaff and tell that she is left-handed => he already has a backup wife.
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:52 PM   #7
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haha that is GREAT !
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Old 10-30-2009, 08:12 PM   #8
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LOL! Love it!
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Hahahaha love it!!
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Hahahah!
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