Dear Dr Finch,
I wish to make a complaint, (this must be read in this voice
I have an aversion to dentists, and seeing your photo has driven that onto an all out phobia.
You will shortly be receiving a letter from my lawyer regarding the mental anguish that picture gave me, I still belive you to be a charlatan and a fraud BTW.
HoN, hope that you are settled in and comfortable at home, and that everyone is spoiling you, I bet the food has improved a lot!