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        02-16-2009, 05:19 AM
      #1
    Green Broke
    Home Remedies for Guys

    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (for guys)

    1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATERDOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
    2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THESNOOZE BUTTON.

    6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE TOO AFRAID TO COUGH.

    7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THEDUCT TAPE.
    8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
    9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICALPROBLEM.
    DAILY THOUGHT:
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

         
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        02-16-2009, 05:47 AM
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    Yearling
    #6 is awesome and so is #7 is so true!
         
        02-16-2009, 06:46 AM
      #3
    Started
    Lol... great laugh this early in the morning!!!!
         
        02-18-2009, 08:51 PM
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    Weanling
    Heh heh, that is awesome.....
         
        02-19-2009, 05:04 PM
      #5
    Super Moderator
    Haha . So true...
         
        02-20-2009, 05:04 AM
      #6
    Foal
    Haha, that was really funny.
         
        02-20-2009, 01:22 PM
      #7
    Trained
    The thought for the day just brought sunshine to my world!!! Thank You!!!!
         
        02-20-2009, 08:08 PM
      #8
    Green Broke
    Love it!!!
         
        02-27-2009, 11:04 AM
      #9
    Foal
    LOL This is hilarious
         

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