How can one person have so many illness's??

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    05-25-2009, 10:18 PM
How can one person have so many illness's??

Ok so I went to good old doc today and heres what I have:Bronchitis,larengitis,otitis,congitis,sinusit is,and farengitis! Pretty much every itis out there! So no school for me tomorrow oh and otitis is a fancy term for pink eye!
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    05-25-2009, 10:27 PM
OK, my med term is rusty: You have inflamed lungs, inflamed throat , inflamed sinus, and inflamed ears (i thought otto was ears).

Feel better soon!!
    05-25-2009, 10:54 PM
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Cooties.... You got Cooties....
    05-25-2009, 10:56 PM
Ummmm, your doctor told you that you have a cold.

Otitis is an ear infection. Conjunctivitis is a type of bacterial eye infection called pink eye. Wash your hands 'cause it's very contagious. Pharyngitis is an inflamed throat. Laryngitis is inflammation of larynx (voice box), which would cause the horseness.

You should be able to go to school as soon as the pink eye is cleared up. You should probably stay away from the animals 'cause you don't want them to get it either.

And I hate to break it to you but there are many more -itises out there, much more serious ones too!
    05-25-2009, 11:01 PM
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Cootie - itis...
    05-25-2009, 11:47 PM
Originally Posted by farmpony84    
Cootie - itis...
OP, stay away from farmpony. She's got MEAN Old -itis.
    05-25-2009, 11:58 PM
Originally Posted by farmpony84    
Cootie - itis...

MEAN OLD Farmpony gives all her carrots...carrotitis too. !!!!!!!!

Poor Percy died of stealitis and bronzitis !!!
    05-26-2009, 12:17 AM
OP, see, you provided a valuable lesson for us all. We're learning all the types of -itises out there.

Spyderitis=that creepy crawly feeling you get when a bug or spyder crawls up your leg
RCitis=a sudden need to run for your life (so you don't get held for ransom)
Administratoritis=that head scratching feeling you get when Mike sends you an email suggesting that you had better secure your carrots when he purposely made that impossible
Catitis=that sudden need to hold your nose due to a stinky fish smell
    05-26-2009, 12:17 AM
I hope you get better soon!
    05-26-2009, 09:45 AM
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And joshie-itis... it's that sudden spaced out feeling you get when carrot thoughts fly through your head...

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