Originally Posted by NBEventer
Ooo... you're evil. I love it!
Okay not to continue ranting but NOW they are going on about how they are mad that the Christmas party is not a sit down dinner. Like seriously? So they don't want to go now. Seriously? Can you ever be happy? *bangs head off desk*
Chime in that maybe they should organize a sit down dinner for a Christmas party and then invite the office :)
Or if you're a creep like me, suggest that the Christmas party in itself is a sham and insist that the whole office should be going to church and praying for the sinners to burn in hell. Continue on the ultra religious tangent until they stop responding and start ignoring you. Usually eliciting the slack jawed, wide eyed look is sufficient to ensure you've scared your office mates into quiet, for a while.