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post #81 of 90 Old 03-07-2009, 10:27 AM
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Sorry Regal but you can't be judge if you can't make a good pot of coffee
You can't trust a cowboy that don't make his own coffee...
Well I can make a good cup of coffee!
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post #82 of 90 Old 03-07-2009, 01:19 PM
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Sorry Joshie but in a true carrot loving Democracy the defendant always gets to pick a jury of his peers. But two questions comes to mind. How do you know what carrot bandolero's call me unless you are around the same campfire? And how come there are no pictures of you on the HF?
As I have said Fras and I, we're ready for fair trial but will not be caught by a carrot lynch mob. But remember we want compensation for defamation of carroter ...
In case you don't remember, I'm the Prosecutor. Prosecutors have informants. In a democracy, defendants are allowed a jury of their peers. They do NOT get to hand pick that jury themselves. Do you think Ted Bundy chose his jury??

There IS a picture of me on this forum. Look for it. You are welcome to sue me for carrot compensation but, remember, you'll have to answer questions you may not wish to answer. You have to prove that you're NOT the Bandit. How in the world will you do that?



Are you absolutely sure you wanna mess with my carrots?
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In America, the prosecutor has to prove the guilt, not the defence. But, you are also right the defendant doesn't get to hand pick the jury.

A good cowboy always has a better horse at the end of the ride, a poor cowboy will be afoot reguardless of the horse.

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post #84 of 90 Old 03-07-2009, 10:28 PM
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In America, the prosecutor has to prove the guilt, not the defence. But, you are also right the defendant doesn't get to hand pick the jury.
That's true in a criminal case. But if Barby boy sues for defamation HE has to prove that what we're saying is incorrect. That's be pretty difficult given the fact that he's the Bandit.

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post #85 of 90 Old 03-08-2009, 06:47 AM
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True Fras and I cannot hand select a jury but some can be released without cause. And the prosecutor can't select the judge. Very busy now, I have to work on making room in my carrot patch for the 2000 carrots from Spyder and the ol Josher.

"Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmers raises" "You can't plow in the ground and get gasoline"...Will Rogers 1932
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OK, ya'all, we need to talk. I just can't stand by and let my good friend get framed for something he didn't do.

Back off Barbarosa - I'm a givien' you fair warning!!!
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... Thanks TC, But not a problem, I have retained Johnny (the carrot) Cochran for the defense of Fras. It will be a short trial and the haul of 2000 of Spyder and Jochies carrots is too much to pass on, I'll split the take at the hole in the patch hide out. The coffee will be on the fire, plenty of oats and carrot to give ol Tornado a rest from running from the posse. But if things do go awry we may need you and Tornado to get the gang together and bust us out before the toe hanging.

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No problem Barbarosa, Tornado and I will be there for you. In fact, we may just show up on a new video soon.
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True Fras and I cannot hand select a jury but some can be released without cause. And the prosecutor can't select the judge. Very busy now, I have to work on making room in my carrot patch for the 2000 carrots from Spyder and the ol Josher.
Hey, I'm not old! And, I didn't choose the judge. This quote may come in handy during the case!

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OK, ya'all, we need to talk. I just can't stand by and let my good friend get framed for something he didn't do.

Back off Barbarosa - I'm a givien' you fair warning!!!
Barby, Multiple Carrot Personality Disorder is NOT an adequate defense!

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