Farmpony, I LOL'ed at your last post and got weird looks!
For freaky, though, he is the master! Under The Dome is one of his latest, isn't scary but a thinker more like? Should keep you busy for awhile, it's LONG! Pet Cemetary was a great read, too. ;)
I'd also suggest Dean Koontz - I LOVE the Odd Thomas series - if I could meet a character in real life, it'd be Odd Thomas!
Also, Anne Rice. I haven't read any of her Jesus/Romance novels but you absolutely cannot beat the Vampire series. Still my favourite series, EVER.
For more suspense/action/mystery I would highly suggest:
- David Baldacci
- Robert Ludlum
- Johnathan Kellerman
- Greg Iles
- Lee Child
- Harlan Coben
- Robert Crais
- James Lee Burke
- Jefferson Bass
Doesn't matter which book you choose from the above list, they're ALL good.
I don't read much romance (I'm SO not a romantic person...lol) but a few Jodi Picoult were good (The Pact was my favourite).
I would also say The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, but they're not everyone's cup of tea.