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        04-21-2011, 11:32 AM
      #1
    Trained
    It's no wonder I'm fat

    My whole life seems to revolve around food.

    Get up make breakfast for the humans, feed indoor cat and dog, go and feed horses.

    Feed outdoor cats and dogs, go back and throw hay for horses, Oh look we have visitors, go make coffee and some nibbles for visitor. Time for a little recreational housework, then well look at that, lunch time already, make lunch.

    Just finishing after lunch coffee, another visitor, make MORE coffee, dig out the nice cookies that are supposed to be for Easter, while making mental note to replace for Easter.

    Eventually get time for afternoon riding, followed by feeding horses, out door cats and dogs, come in make supper, eat supper, feed inside cat and dog, clear up inevitable supper mess, slump on couch, just waiting someone sometime in the evening to suggest a snack

    There seems to be little time in the day when I'm not actively involved in thoughts of food in some way or another, even if it is just worrying if there is enough hay left to last until the grass comes.
         
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        04-21-2011, 11:45 AM
      #2
    Showing
    This sounds eerily familiar....
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        04-21-2011, 11:46 AM
      #3
    Banned
    Omg... I love to eat! I always feel I'm going to wake up 500 pounds one day I eat so much. Yet I can't get myself to weigh over 120 :P
         
        04-21-2011, 12:54 PM
      #4
    Super Moderator
    Yes...

    Get up. Let dogs out. Feed horses. Take shower. Dress kid. Put dogs in. Take kid to babysitter. Go to work. Log into horseforum. Eat fat breakfast. Eat snack. Eat lunch. Eat snack. Get kid from babysitter. Ride horse. Feed horses. Feed pig. Feed dogs. Feed cats. Feed family. Watch Too Fat For Fifteen. Get motivated. Hide in pantry eating snack. Go to bed. Do it all over again.
         
        04-21-2011, 04:15 PM
      #5
    Super Moderator
    Oh well... you need to do some more exercise between the food you are able to eat yourself and your house. Maybe moving the pantry at least half a mile from your house? I'm sure that cat or dog food or hay don't taste so good that you'd eat it?

    Well, seriously, you just need to consider what you eat and when, especially when cooking food/ serving snacks.
         
        04-21-2011, 04:55 PM
      #6
    Weanling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by farmpony84    
    Yes...

    Get up. Let dogs out. Feed horses. Take shower. Dress kid. Put dogs in. Take kid to babysitter. Go to work. Log into horseforum. Eat fat breakfast. Eat snack. Eat lunch. Eat snack. Get kid from babysitter. Ride horse. Feed horses. Feed pig. Feed dogs. Feed cats. Feed family. Watch Too Fat For Fifteen. Get motivated. Hide in pantry eating snack. Go to bed. Do it all over again.
    hahaha oh man this made me laugh. Thanks for brightening my day :)
         
        04-21-2011, 08:15 PM
      #7
    Green Broke
    Yeah I lol'd too!
         
        04-21-2011, 08:23 PM
      #8
    Green Broke
    At least you haven't gotten to the point where you eat your horse's food too.
         
        04-21-2011, 08:33 PM
      #9
    Green Broke
    Omg Brighteyes!?












































    (Fatty...LOL)
         
        04-21-2011, 08:35 PM
      #10
    Super Moderator
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Horse    
    My whole life seems to revolve around food.

    Get up make breakfast for the humans, feed indoor cat and dog, go and feed horses.

    Feed outdoor cats and dogs, go back and throw hay for horses, Oh look we have visitors, go make coffee and some nibbles for visitor. Time for a little recreational housework, then well look at that, lunch time already, make lunch.

    Just finishing after lunch coffee, another visitor, make MORE coffee, dig out the nice cookies that are supposed to be for Easter, while making mental note to replace for Easter.

    Eventually get time for afternoon riding, followed by feeding horses, out door cats and dogs, come in make supper, eat supper, feed inside cat and dog, clear up inevitable supper mess, slump on couch, just waiting someone sometime in the evening to suggest a snack

    There seems to be little time in the day when I'm not actively involved in thoughts of food in some way or another, even if it is just worrying if there is enough hay left to last until the grass comes.


    I still say, your house sounds like the kind of place that has a lot of soul and human kindness there and the kind of place I like to hang out at. Who cares if we are fat?
         

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