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post #1 of 5 Old 12-06-2008, 01:56 PM Thread Starter
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50 not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes






HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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post #2 of 5 Old 12-06-2008, 02:14 PM
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hahhahfhahahahahhah oh gosh, I can't wait to show that to my boyfriend when he wakes up!! Thanks!
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post #3 of 5 Old 12-06-2008, 03:40 PM
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amen!!!!!

Are you absolutely sure you wanna mess with my carrots?
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post #4 of 5 Old 12-06-2008, 07:05 PM
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chocolate!
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post #5 of 5 Old 12-07-2008, 09:53 PM
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you forgot that he's got to be chivilrous(sp?)!!

But other than that, I think you hit the nail right on the head!

if someone 'gives their two cents' when its just a penny for their thoughts..where does that extra penny go?

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