Line of the day!

Dear all, this thread is to share line of the day with everyone. This "line of the day" would be the silliest, or the funniest line you have heard "today".

So it can't be "Oh I heard this line few days back or years ago", it has to be "today" hence Line of the day.


So lets start from me, I have heard this line of the day.


The financial situation at the moment is so bad that people are now marrying for love.

So what did you hear today which made you laugh?

Regards

I heard one the other day that still has me chuckling. It was referring to a girl who was not altogether with it and this one guy says to her after she makes a truly dumb remark:

"Honey, I don't think the bus stops at your house"

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them"
Walt Disney

No no, I meant what you heard today, it has to be silly to make it funny guys. The silliest line of the day. That is today/current day.

Like someone said, "There is no space between pies. Iwant space between pies"

What she meant was, she inserted pie charts into her report but there isn't much space between then, she wants to place them separately.

That is line of the day!

Did you get it now?

Regards