So, fact has not kindly deposited my perfect man in front of me, so I have decided to put up a wanted ad.
So, here is my criteria!
1 - Because I am shallow, he must be hot! I prefer dark hair with blue eyes, not too tall and definitely do not want a guy who looks like their on steroids. That's gross. Eyeliner/Earrings a bonus! *dreamy sigh*
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2 - He must be totally comfortable with himself knowing that he comes second to my horses. If I ever had to choose between the two, please don't let the door hit your butt on the way out.
3 - He must be able to put up with all my weird behaviors. Somedays I like to be alone and if I don't want to see you, go away. I will also spend hours reading a book and completely ignore you.
4 - Being a good cook is an asset because I'm not a house person. I clean the barn, the man works on the house.
5 - Must drive a good vehicle. Chevrolet, naturally, is the best. Dodge we can work with. If you drive a Ford or an import, run away fast!
6 - Must love dogs! I have a German Shephard and two Chihauhau's that aren't going anywhere.
7 - Must not be jealous. I don't have time for any childish behaviour, plus it's really, really annoying.
8 - Would be preferable if he liked my taste in music (Nirvana, Darren Hayes, My Chemical Romance, Sixx AM, Shinedown, Papa Roach, etc) because I love music and won't play country.
9 - Must be really patient because I'm a hard person to get along with.
Okay, Fate, find my man!
If anyone else wants to post their wanted ad for their ideal man, feel free!