Looking for that perfect man...

So, fact has not kindly deposited my perfect man in front of me, so I have decided to put up a wanted ad.

So, here is my criteria!

1 - Because I am shallow, he must be hot! I prefer dark hair with blue eyes, not too tall and definitely do not want a guy who looks like their on steroids. That's gross. Eyeliner/Earrings a bonus! *dreamy sigh*
See image references below.

2 - He must be totally comfortable with himself knowing that he comes second to my horses. If I ever had to choose between the two, please don't let the door hit your butt on the way out.

3 - He must be able to put up with all my weird behaviors. Somedays I like to be alone and if I don't want to see you, go away. I will also spend hours reading a book and completely ignore you.

4 - Being a good cook is an asset because I'm not a house person. I clean the barn, the man works on the house.

5 - Must drive a good vehicle. Chevrolet, naturally, is the best. Dodge we can work with. If you drive a Ford or an import, run away fast!

6 - Must love dogs! I have a German Shephard and two Chihauhau's that aren't going anywhere.

7 - Must not be jealous. I don't have time for any childish behaviour, plus it's really, really annoying.

8 - Would be preferable if he liked my taste in music (Nirvana, Darren Hayes, My Chemical Romance, Sixx AM, Shinedown, Papa Roach, etc) because I love music and won't play country.

9 - Must be really patient because I'm a hard person to get along with.



Okay, Fate, find my man!
If anyone else wants to post their wanted ad for their ideal man, feel free!

Image References:

lol!

Here is my ad,

COWBOY WANTED

I already have my dream man! Good luck on the search! ;)

Hmmm

1. Must be employed- how much money he makes isn't relevant as long as he makes his own I"m not supporting him.
2. Must accept the fact I have 2 daughters that's all I will ever have..if he wants his own or more, sorry I'm spayed don't waste my time or theirs if it's going to be a big issue.
3. Understand that because I have a lot of responsibilities I am not always going to be available to go do things together..be o.k. With just kicking back and watching a good movie at home
4. Looks are not that important as long as they do take care of themselves ie: shower at the very least daily and use deodorant. Also be clean cut meaning the shorter the hair the better and no piercings..tattoos are ok in moderation ( 2-3 small/med)
5. Not be afraid of hard work, not that I expect them to do everything but I do need help occasionally
6. I'll cook they clean or visa versa but I will not do all of it while they sit in an easy chair burping "good dinner babe"
7. Appreciate the fact I am a gun owner, they are like my children don't expect me to part with them because I won't
8. Like animals of all types and at the very least know which end food goes in and where it comes out of a horse.
9. If they want to impress me by buying me something make it something useful, tack, guns, ammo, tools etc..flowers can go to their mom
10. I am fairly easy to get a long with..most of the time please consider being the same
11. Don't call me 10 times a day, I have a job I'd like to keep it
12. I don't cheat, neither should they
13. Do not expect me to change who I am or compromise my standards, morals or anything else it's not going to happen
14. Must be exceptionally good at back massages..my back hurts a lot be willing to give me a massage..be great if I don't even have to ask
15. Everything about me is country, fancy sports cars doesn't impress me.. a 4x4 pick up will
16. Last but not least...
Respect, Integrity and Honor..Know what they mean these three things are of the utmost importance to me.

LOL Steff, you're too funny!!
Why the eyeliner though??

Once upon a time women liked men that looked like men. Now women like men who wear eye liner. Different Strokes for different folks I guess...

Thank goodness my perfect man found me. :) I'm very lucky!

^ rub it in

I would like to add to my cowboy wanted add, irish accent

Why eyeliner?
Did you not see my image references?
Ah.... *Shivers* Yeah....

I LOVE it!
REAL MEN WEAR EYELINER!!!

Lol I dunno if I want MY man to wear eyeliner, but no-one can deny the appeal of a guy with a bit of eyeliner, grrrrr.....(I'd probably 'borrow' his make-up so it would never work!)

Anyway, here's my ad:
Must be older than 20, younger than 30
Must be relatively good looking, but I'm not kidding myself - I can only get a guy SO hot...
A foreigner preferably, I may want to emigrate
Funny with a lot of personality
Must LOVE to give any kind of massage
Must be the main breadwinner, but I'm also willing to work
Guitar? BONUS!
Must NEVER tell me I've gained wieght
Must Love Horses...duh, or at least indulge my obsessions, especially financially haha!
Must want at least 3 kids
A sublte sneaky tattoo could be hot
MUST APPLY FOR THE JOB ASAP - I want to have my kids before 30

If anyone knows him, give him my number





^^^ I'm allowed to dream, right