Ok so I really liked this guy right. He was really nice and his family was keen on us becoming a couple, things were going alon swimmingly except he would perodically go into the city. Oh well I thought.
Then BANG!!! He presents.........his girlfreind.
I'm like okkkkkkkk. She's short, she's from the city, she's a hairdresser (oh oh!! :roll: ), she's a snob, I know people who have boarded with her and she is an utter primma-donna and she hates me because she knows I'm trouble.
It will be the ruination of him because he was so funny and daggy and now she's turned him into a stuck up buisness type. No more cowboy boots or hooning about in the mud in his Nissan Pathfinder.
But that's not the problem. Its too late todo anything about that, they're getting married on Saturday after knowing each other for only 6 months (eekkk).
No I need help finding a non sarcastic, wind up the wife wedding gift. Because everywhere I look I either see sheets, towels or sarcastic gifts like shirts with things like "I do?" or "My whife says I'm very happy" "Dead man walking (a.k.a the groom)" ect.