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post #1 of 16 Old 09-04-2008, 09:54 PM Thread Starter
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Me need help........male....female..come on come all

Ok so I really liked this guy right. He was really nice and his family was keen on us becoming a couple, things were going alon swimmingly except he would perodically go into the city. Oh well I thought.

Then BANG!!! He presents.........his girlfreind.



I'm like okkkkkkkk. She's short, she's from the city, she's a hairdresser (oh oh!! :roll: ), she's a snob, I know people who have boarded with her and she is an utter primma-donna and she hates me because she knows I'm trouble.

It will be the ruination of him because he was so funny and daggy and now she's turned him into a stuck up buisness type. No more cowboy boots or hooning about in the mud in his Nissan Pathfinder.

But that's not the problem. Its too late todo anything about that, they're getting married on Saturday after knowing each other for only 6 months (eekkk).

No I need help finding a non sarcastic, wind up the wife wedding gift. Because everywhere I look I either see sheets, towels or sarcastic gifts like shirts with things like "I do?" or "My whife says I'm very happy" "Dead man walking (a.k.a the groom)" ect.

Help!!!!!!

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post #2 of 16 Old 09-05-2008, 12:39 AM
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I can't stand snobby people.. and from the sound of it, you should send that guy you use to like a picture of a whip and then in big Red letters put "WHIPPED!"

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post #3 of 16 Old 09-05-2008, 06:50 AM
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Try to find out if and where they are registered. Did you get an invitation? If you were not invited, you are under no obligation to send a present.

Kitchen stuff is always a safe bet. Microwave oven... toaster oven...toaster...keep the receipt. :roll:

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post #4 of 16 Old 09-05-2008, 08:22 AM
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I can't stand snobby people.. and from the sound of it, you should send that guy you use to like a picture of a whip and then in big Red letters put "WHIPPED!"
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post #5 of 16 Old 09-05-2008, 08:26 AM
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Get them a shop vac.

My first marriage, my then soon to be husband's mom asked HIM what he wanted, he said he wanted a shop vac, and of course I didnt think we needed one. I had gone out of my way to register and what not, and expected something from the registry. What in the heck did she get us? A SHOP VAC! That really chapped my hide.

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Do they ride horses?? You could get them his & hers dressage whips!!!

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post #7 of 16 Old 09-05-2008, 11:45 AM
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A SHOP VAC! That really chapped my hide.
LOL I would love a shop vac for a wedding present! Hmmm. Wait. Do I have to be getting hitched to get a shop vac? Never mind. Ain't going to step in that toilet twice!

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A SHOP VAC! That really chapped my hide.
LOL I would love a shop vac for a wedding present! Hmmm. Wait. Do I have to be getting hitched to get a shop vac? Never mind. Ain't going to step in that toilet twice!
I stepped into it twice, and so far the second time around has worked well for me.

I'll buy ya a shop vac for christmas!

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post #9 of 16 Old 09-08-2008, 06:50 PM Thread Starter
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LOL!!!!! Brandon!!!

No I was not invited but I'm good freinds with him and I've already bought a card with tarzan swinging off Rapunzels braids "Me tarzan, you rapunzel" on it.

When you say shop vac I am assuming you mean vacum cleaner right?

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post #10 of 16 Old 09-10-2008, 06:24 AM
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Well ... if you weren't invited I wouldn't go any further than a card. If you are good friends with this guy, give wife-to-be some space until she feels secure. You may very well end up with a new friend there - despite how she comes off now. Stranger things have happened.

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